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i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My balls are so social today.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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