am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I think your dad took our porno
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize
