Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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