great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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