i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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