these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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