You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
