shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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