the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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