i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
