doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
