life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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