dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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