i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Im part way to drunk.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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