we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Two words: nipple clamps
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