Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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