oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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