it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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