goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
last night I used snow as a chaser
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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