Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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