you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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