I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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