Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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