After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Boobs speak an international language.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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