so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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