Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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