so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Girls should come with a carfax report
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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