White coat. Heels.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
