she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm at about main and main street
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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