Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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