hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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