Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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