is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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