FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
