(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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