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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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