So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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