just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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