Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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