I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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