yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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