best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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