I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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