Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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