I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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