im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Pooping to opera.
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