she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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