Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
