Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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