omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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