My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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